This is by far my favorite tweet ever.
so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off
Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.
We updated the tumblr video player and added notifications whenever someone answers you ask.
Lesbians ruined flannels for me.
Homophobes ruined society for me.
i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive
this was me and my twin prom night
thank you for the text post
another year, another disappointment
# still the best moment in a tv show ever
Why aren’t we talking about Dylan sprouse have you SEEN his tweets?
G U Y S