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thedeathofablog:

un-be-fucking-lievable:

prongsmydeer:

pottergenes:

james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag

Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”

Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”

Remus turning into a fucking werewolf

(via accioron)

nathanthompson23:

jooliboo:

there are over 500 types of pasta. Wow. the pastabilities are endless

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jariksolo:

I thought you were more than just a shield.
Let’s see.

(Source: hiddlesy, via lightning-shaped-scars)

abomasnow:

hector-inhale:

abomasnow:

itswhatyouwant-need:

abomasnow:

reasons you should fuck me:

  • my hair is really soft and it’ll feel nice balled up in your fist when you take me from behind

Why don’t girls ever actually talk like this, do you even know how much of a turn on that would be?! Do you?!

i’m a boy

Why would a guy post that ?

have you ever heard of homosexuals

(via ventureneverlost)

clearbay:

I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT 

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During a game of ‘Sibling-wed,’ it’s revealed that Chris once tricked his younger brother (Scott) into peeing his pants. x

(Source: alphalewolf, via batcows)


liquorsexandtattoos:

Think about how fast he snitched tho

(Source: vinegod, via lady-penis)


vinebox:

Leggo

(via lady-penis)

pemsylvania:

so apparently it is against the hospital rules for me to practice stunts on my bike in their parking lot??? why?? because I might get hurt??? good thing I’m at the hospital

(Source: pemsylvania, via dutchster)

class-snuggle:

My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.

(via earthdad)

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

(Source: 4GIFs.com, via manda)

our-greater-perhaps:

THIS WAS MY FAVORITE SCENE FROM THE ENTIRE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS TV SERIES

(Source: poisonseaurchins, via earthdad)

(Source: gatta-cicova, via dutchster)

4gifs:

Girls and boys at a middle school dance

4gifs:

Girls and boys at a middle school dance

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via toodopetoexist)

evidently-evil:

calibornsbottomwhore:

if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them

I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work

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